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		<description><![CDATA[Teka-teki Binatang 01. Bebek apa yg jalannya selalu muter ke kiri terus? Bebek dikunci stang 02. Kenapa Bebek goreng enak rasanya? Karena ada huruf &#8216;B&#8217; nya, coba kalo nggak ada, berani makan? 03. Ada bebek 10 di kali 2 jadi berapa ? 8, soalnya yg 2 lagi maen di kali, kan? 04. Hewan apa yg [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kuldsak.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5725399&amp;post=45&amp;subd=kuldsak&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Teka-teki Binatang</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">01. Bebek apa yg jalannya selalu muter ke kiri  terus?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Bebek dikunci stang</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">02. Kenapa Bebek goreng enak  rasanya?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Karena ada huruf &#8216;B&#8217; nya, coba kalo nggak ada, berani  makan?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">03. Ada bebek 10 di kali 2 jadi berapa  ?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">8, soalnya yg 2 lagi maen di kali, kan?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">04. Hewan apa yg  bersaudara?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Katak beradik</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">05. Kenapa anak kodok suka  loncat-loncat?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Biasalah&#8230; namanya juga anak-anak. Suka  iseng..</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">06. Hewan apa yg paling  aneh?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Belalang kupu-kupu. Soalnya kalo siang makan  nasi kalo malam minum susu</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">07. Hewan apa yang namanya 2  huruf?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">U dan g</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">08. Apa yang mempunyai kaki enam dan bisa  terbang?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Tiga ekor burung!</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">09. Bagaimana caranya mencegah anjing supaya tidak  kencing di jok </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">belakang?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Pindahkan ke jok depan!</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">10. Punya delapan kaki tapi yang dipakai cuma  empat?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Seekor kuda yang sedang ditunggangi dua  orang!</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">11. Siapa yang selalu jadi korban pemerasan? Sapi perah </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">12. Bagaimana Membedakan Zebra Jantan Dengan  Betina</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Zebra Jantan Aslinya Berwarna Hitam Garis &#8211; Garisnya  Putih,</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Zebra Betina Aslinya Berwarna Putih Garis &#8211; Garis Hitam </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">13. Kalau dipukul yang mukul malah  kesakitan?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Nyamuk yang lagi nempel di  hidung!</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">14. Tikus kalo ulang taon minta hadiah  apa?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Sepeda (bodo!! yg ulang taon khan dia.. jadi terserah  dong..)</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">15. Gimana caranya tau di dalam kulkas ada  tikus?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Liat dulu.. di luar kulkas ada sepeda  ga?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">16. Berapa jumlah kaki seekor kerbau  ?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Delapan (8) yaitu: dua kaki kiri, dua kaki kanan, dua  kakidepan, dan dua kaki belakang</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">17. Hitam, putih, merah, apakah  itu?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Zebra abis dikerokin</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">18. Monyet apa yg rambutnya panjang?Monyet  gondrong</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;"> </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Teka-teki Gajah</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">19. Binatang apa yang kalau lagi pilek paling  menderita?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Gajah (bayangin aja  sendiri)</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">20. Gajah apa yang belalainya pendek? Gajah  pesek</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">21. Apa persamaannya gajah dan tiang  listrik?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Sama2 nggak bisa terbang</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">22. Gimana caranya 5 ekor gajah naek  sedan?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">2 di depan 3 di belakang</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;"> </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Teka-teki Ikan<br />
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">23. Ikan apa yg matanya banyak sekali? Ikan teri 1  kilo</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">24. Ikan apa yang paling menderita? Ikan ngga bisa  berenang</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">25. Ikan apa yg nggak bisa berenang? Ikan  goblok</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;"> </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Teka-teki Kucing</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">26. Binatang yg paling dibenci anjing laut? Kucing laut </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">27. Apa bedanya kucing ama  kucring?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">kalo kucing kakinya empat, kalo kucring kakinya emprat </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">28. Bola apa yang mirip kucing? Bola  emon</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;"> </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Teka-teki Ayam</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">29. Kenapa ayam kalo berkokok matanya  merem?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Karena udah hapal teksnya</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">30. Ayam apa yg besar? Ayam  semesta</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">31. Kenapa ayam jago ngga punya  tangan?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Sebab ayam betina ngga punya  susu</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">32. Ada ngga ayam yang berkokok  siang-siang?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Ngga ada, yang ada berkokok ku..ku..ru.yuuuukk.  ..</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;"> </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Teka-teki Telor<br />
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">33. Barang apa yang lebih berguna setelah pecah?  Telur</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">34. Ada ayam jantan pala&#8217;nya ada di amerika ekornya  di afrika, sayapnya di Jakarta, matanya ada di brazil, telurnya  ada dimana?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Ayam jantan mana ada sih yang  Bertelor&#8230;</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">35. Ayam apa yg bertelur dimana aja? Ayam betina </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">36. Telor apa yg paling enak? Telor yg lagi gatel trus  digaruk-garuk</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">37. Telor apa yg sangar? Telor asin, soalnya ada tatonya </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">38. Telor asin takut ama sapa? Ama telor  puyuh, sebab tatonya lebih banyak </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">39. Telor puyuh takut ama sapa? Ama telormu,  abis punyamu bawa pistol  seeh!</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">40. Kenapa anak babi kalo jalan  nunduk?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Karena malu punya ibu seekor  babi</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">41. Kenapa anak kelinci kalo jalan suka  lompat-lompat?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Soalnya dia seneng ibunya bukan babi </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">42. Apa beda unta dg  kangkung?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Kalo unta di arab, kalo kangkung di  urap</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;"> </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Teka-teki Garing Campuran</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">43. Apa bedanya pemurung dg  pemulung?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Pemurung tidak pernah merasa  gembira, sedangkan pemulung tidak pelnah melasa gembila </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">44. Kenapa mayat dibungkus kain putih? Pake hitam&#8230;???  siapa</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">takut!!!!</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">45. Kenapa Afrika negaranya miskin? Karena terlalu  sibuk</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">ngeriting rambut</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">46. Olah raga apa yg paling  berat?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Catur. Masa kuda ama benteng diangkat-angkat </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">47. Siapakah presiden RI yg terseksi? Pa ha Bibi </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">48. Kenapa stir mobil letaknya kalau &#8216;nggak dikanan ya  dikiri.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Kok &#8216;nggak ditengah?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Biar gampang kalau mau  ngeludah</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">49. Kenapa Sri Rama memilih Sinta? Karena kulit Santi  tak</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">seputih kulit Sinta </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">50. Kenapa Superman celana dalamnya merah? Karena lupa  pake pembalut</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">51. Kenapa Superman bajunya pake huruf  S?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Karena kalau pake M atau XL kegedean </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">52. Kenapa superman gak kawin  ama</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">wonderwoman? Ya emang nggak jodoh </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">53. Kenapa Batman lambangnya bukan  B?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Karena udah dipake sama  Bobo..</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">54. Batman kalo tidur dimana hayo ? Bedcover </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">55. Kenapa suku Irian memakai  koteka?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Karena kalau pakai daun pisang ntar dikira lontong </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">56. Kenapa kijang tiada duanya? Karena indosiar memang untuk anda </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">57. Bahasa Inggrisnya nasi apa?  Rice,</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Bahasa Inggrisnya panjang apa?  Long</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Kalau bahasa Inggrisnya nasi panjang apa? Lontong </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">58. Kenapa di dalam bajaj nggak ada  nyamuk?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Karena nyamuk sini cuma takut tiga roda </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">59. Siapa wanita Indonesia yg  paling kuat?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Nyonya Meneer, berdiri sejak th.1918 </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">60. Apa bedanya aku dan  kau?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Aku dan kau, jelekkan kau (nyanyiin pake lagu susu  dancow) </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">61. Kenapa kalo lagi mikir orang suka megang  jidatnya?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Ya iyalah, masa megang jidat orang  laen!</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">62. Benda apa yang paling  matree?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Telepon umum khan, kalo dikasih uang baru mau kerja </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">63. Apa bedanya sarung dan  kotak?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Kalau sarung itu bisa kotak-kotak kalau kotak tidak bisa   sarung-sarung</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">64. Sepatu siapa yg nggak bisa  lepas?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Ya sepatunya reza donk (kan sepatu yang tak bisa  lepas: dinyanyiin)</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">65. Sapu apa yang selalu  menempel?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Sapu yang tak bisa lepas..(lagunya Reza juga) </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">66. Ada dua orang bapak dan dua orang anak, mereka  pergi ke</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">hutan untuk berburu kancil, sialnya mereka hanya dapat tiga ekor,  tetapiwaktu kembali ke rumah, masing-masing membawa satu ekor. Mungkinkah atau  mustahil???</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Jawaban disertai alasan: yang pergi berburu hanya 3  orang. seorang</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">kakek, seorang ayah dan seorang anak, tul nggak  ?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">67. Tiang apa yang enak? Tiang-tiang minum  te!</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">68. Naiknya cepet, turunnya lambat banget &#8230;?  Ingus!</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">69. Tank apa yang moncongnya ke bawah? Tankurep,  hehehe&#8230;</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">70. Nembak lantai kena hidung apa hayo ? Kentut woi </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">71. Sma apa yg badannya gede2? Sma CK  DOWN</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">72. Pohon apa yang paling banyak pada hari  lebaran?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Pohon maaf lahir dan batin</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">73. Benda apa yang besar putih bersayap dan rasanya  asin?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Pesawat terbang jatuh ke laut donk  ..!!!!!!</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">74. Lemari apa yang bisa masuk kantong? Lema ribu </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">75. Dewa apa yang kesepian? Dewakto  sendere</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">76. Ada berapa hurufkah dalam abjad? Ada 5 (lima) a-b-j-a-d </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">77. Apa bedanya wayang, sepatu, dan  jengkol?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Kalo wayang ada yg namanya semar, kalo sepatu  disemir,kalo jengkol disemur</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">78. Kentang apa yang bisa bikin bayi  ketawa?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Kentangtingtungting  tangtingtung</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">79. Saya ada jeruk lima kamu minta minta satu, sisanya  berapa?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Ya tetap lima soalnya kamu nggak  dikasih&#8230;.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">80. Apa yang kalo naik turun, kalo turun  naik?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Tukang Beca, kalo jalannya naik dia turun buat  dorong, kalo jalannya turun dia naik  lagi</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">81. Kenapa aspal itu hitam&#8230;? Kalau coklat lo  ambil</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">82. Mie apa yg bau banget? Mie kuAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.  &#8230;</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">83. Kenapa orang takut  kehujanan?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Coz tuh hujan beraninya kroyokan, coba klo satu-satu,  gak ada yg </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">takut khan?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">84. Kenapa liang anus keriput? Soalnya dicuci-dicuci,  disetrika enggak&#8230;..</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">85. Orang sibuk paling sabar duduk di mana? Di jamban </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">86. Ban apa yang bisa makan, joget, nyanyi, dan ngomong?  Banci </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">87. Uang kalau dilempar jadi  apa? Jadi rebutan </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">88. Sepatu biru kecebur di Laut Merah jadi apa? Jadi  luntur </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">89. Kenapa batu kalau dimasukkan ke air  tenggelam?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Soalnya batu enggak bisa  berenang!</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">90. Ada nggak buah rambutan yang berbahaya kalau  kita makan?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Ada</span></span>, kalau makannya  di tengah jalan tol!</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">91. Apakah ilmu pasti itu? Ilmu yang melarang soal-soal  seperti ini:</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">satu ditambah satu barangkali dua,  dsb!</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">92. Supaya enak biji nangka dimasaknya  bagaimana?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Cari biji nangka yang paling kecil. Terus 1 biji  itu dibelah 8. Salah</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">satu potongannya direbus. Setelah matang dimakan dengan  3 potong ayam goreng. Setelah habis, minumlah juice durian. Pasti  enak!</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">93. Bagaimana orang cadel ketawa? Teltawa telkekeh kekeh </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;"> 94.Sebutkan perbedaan segelas es campur dengan segelas air  putih?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Kira-kira lima ratus rupiah!</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">95. Bagaimana cara yang paling cepat menggemukkan  badan?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Masuk ke sarang lebah!</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">96. Kalau hitam dibilang bersih, kalau putih dibilang  kotor?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Papan tulis!</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">97. Apa persamaan uang dan rahasia? Dua-duanya susah  dipegang!</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">98. Selalu diam di pojok tapi selalu keliling dunia?  Perangko!</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">99. Bagaimana cara melipat gandakan uang dengan cepat?  Taruh di</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">depan kaca!</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">100. Polisi melihat sopir truk di Rambu larangan tetapi  tidak </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">menangkapnya.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Kenapa? Karena sopir truk itu sedang berjalan  kaki!</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">101. Apa namanya orang yang membawa 3 ekor kelinci di  kepalanya?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Orang enggak ada kerjaan!</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">102. Siapa yang potong rambut tiap hari tapi tidak  botak? Tukang</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">pangkas!</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">103. Yang membuat tidak membutuhkannya. Yang membeli  tidak</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">memakainya.Yang memakai tidak memesannya? Apa itu? Batu  Nisan!</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">104. Yang jual enggak doyan, yang doyan enggak beli,  yang beli enggak </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">doyan? Rumput (makanan sapi).</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">105. Apa beda matahari sama  bulan?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Matahari ada diskon, bulan enggak ada </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">106. Kenapa  Bumi makin panas?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Karena Matahari buka cabang dimana-mana 107. Gimana cara  terbang ke matahari tanpa kepanasan? Perginya malam hari 108. Apa yg  dikatakan orang bisu pertama kali bisa ngomong?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Tes.. tes&#8230; 1 2 3 dicoba.., Sound Check, Sound  Check&#8230;.!</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">109. Apa yg luarnya mulus dalamnya  amburadul?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Nenek-nenek naek mercy</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;"> </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Teka-teki Buah</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">110. Buah apa yang gak punya otak? Semua buah dong 111.  Apa</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">perbedaan antara apel dan upil?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Kalau apel ditaruh di atas meja. Kalau upil dioles  dibawah meja</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">112. Kenapa meja bagian bawahnya selalu kasar, tidak  sehalus bagian </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">atasnya?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Karena bagian bawah meja banyak upil yang udah  kering.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">113. Buah apa yg berakhiran huruf  &#8220;K&#8221;?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Mangga busuk, pepaya busuk, apel  busuk&#8230;.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">114. Rambut putih namanya uban, rambut merah namanya  pirang,</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">kalo rambut hijau namanya apa? Rambutan belum  mateng&#8230;</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;"> </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Teka-teki 17Th keatas</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">115. Apa bedanya jam 12 siang ama&#8217; jam 12  malem?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Kalo jam 12 siang bunyinya neng, neng, neng  ..</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Kalo jam 12 malem bunyinya neeeng, neeeng&#8230; pintunya  bukain neeeng&#8230;</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">116. Apa perbedaan rok dg  roket?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Roket makin keatas makin nggak  kelihatan,</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">kalau rok makin keatas makin kelihatan </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">117. Majalah apa  yang paling mahal?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Bobo sama Gadis (kalo ga ngerti, jangan tanya ama tukang  majalah!)</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">118. Apa bedanya sekretaris baik sama sekretaris  seksi?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Sekretaris baik &#8220;selamat pagi  pak&#8221;</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Sekretaris seksi &#8220;sudah pagi  pak&#8221;</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">119. Apa persamaannya bayi ama snack  canasta?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Sama-sama dibikin pake tongkat ajaib 120. Apa persamaan  antara ASI dan air mineral? Sumbernya sama, dari  pegunungan</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">121. Apa beda susu cap nona dg susu  nona?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Kalau susu cap nona kental  manis.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Kalau susu nona kental-kentul lebih manis </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">122. Apa  bedanya tentara dengan pembalut ?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Kalo tentara disiplin, kalo pembalut diselipin </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">123. Apa  perbedaan bulan madu pertama dan bulan madu  kedua?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Kalau bulan madu pertama istrinya yg teriak &#8220;haaaa&#8230;..  besar</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">banget&#8221; kalau bulan madu kedua suaminya yg teriak &#8220;haaa&#8230;..  besar banget&#8221;</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">124. Apakah perbedaan antara seorang pahlawan dan  seorang perawan?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Pahlawan berjuang sampai titik darah penghabisan,  sedangkan </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">perawan berjuang hingga titik darah yg pertama </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">125. Apa bedanya  burung cendrawasih dg perempuan?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Burung cendrawasih adalah burung surga, sedangkan  perempuan adalah surga burung </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">126. Burung apa yang nempel di tembok? Burungnya cicak  127.Kentutnya ADE RAY bunyinya gimana? Brotot..brotot. ..brottot 128.  Sandal apa yang paling enak? Sambal terasi </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">129. Apa perbedaan aksi  dengan demo?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Kalo aksi rodanya empat kalo demo rodanya tiga </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">130.  Item, gedesekali, buluan, &amp; manis&#8230;? Manisan Kingkong </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">131.  Begoan mana, Batman apaSuperman?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Begooan Batman, udah tau gak bisa terbang masih pake  sayap </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">132. Apa persamaan Pangeran Dipenogoro dengan Cut Nyak  Dien?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Sama-sama nggak punya  handphone</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">133. Mengapa sepeda motor mereknya  &#8220;yamaha&#8221;?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Sebab bikinan Jepang. Kalau bikinan Arab mereknya  &#8220;yamahmud&#8221;</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">134. Cewek kalo&#8217; jualan apa kelihatan susunya ? Jualan  susu </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">135. Hewan apa yg nyampe pertama kali di bulan? Burungnya Neil Amstrong </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">136. Apa bedanya jatuh dari lantai 1 dengan jatuh dari lantai  13?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Kalau dari lantai 1, bunyinya &#8220;bruuk&#8230;aaa.  ..&#8221;,</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Kalau dari lantai 13 bunyinya &#8220;aaa&#8230;bruukkk.  ..&#8221;</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">137. Pintu apa yg di dorong2 sama 10 orang nggak bakal  terbuka?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Pintu yang ada tulisannya  &#8220;TARIK&#8221;</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">138. Lubang apa yang paling kecil di  dunia?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Lubang pantat. Angin aja kalo mau lewat mesti menjerit </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">139. What&#8217;s the meaning of control? Alat vitral </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">140. Nyarinya susah,  setelah dapet, langsung dibuang. Apaan? Ngupil 141. Kenapa laki-laki  senang berpikir dan perempuan senang ngomong?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">Karena laki-laki punya 2 kepala, perempuan punya 2  mulut.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">142. Apa sebabnya goreng ikan gosong, orang jatuh  kesumur mati,</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Gill Sans MT;font-size:x-small;"><span style="font-size:11pt;">dan perempuan bisa hamil? Karena kelamaan  ngangkat</span></span></p>
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		<title>finally found someone :))</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I finally found someone That knocks me off my feet I finally found the one That makes me feel complete It started over coffee We started out as friends It&#8217;s funny how from simple things The best things begin This time is different And it&#8217;s all because of you It&#8217;s better than it&#8217;s ever been [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kuldsak.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5725399&amp;post=41&amp;subd=kuldsak&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p class="MsoNormal">I finally found someone<br />
That knocks me off my feet<br />
I finally found the one<br />
That makes me feel complete<br />
It started over coffee<br />
We started out as friends<br />
It&#8217;s funny how from simple things<br />
The best things begin</p>
<p>This time is different<br />
And it&#8217;s all because of you<br />
It&#8217;s better than it&#8217;s ever been<br />
&#8216;Cause we can talk it though<br />
My favorite line was<br />
&#8220;Can I call you sometime&#8221;<br />
It&#8217;s all you had to say<br />
To take my breath away</p>
<p>This is it, oh I finally found someone<br />
Someone to share my life<br />
I finally found the one<br />
To be with every night<br />
&#8216;Cause whatever I do<br />
It&#8217;s just got to be you<br />
My life has just begun<br />
I finally found someone</p>
<p>Did I keep you waiting? I didn&#8217;t mind<br />
I apologize, baby that&#8217;s fine<br />
I would wait forever just to know you were mine</p>
<p>You know I love your hair<br />
Are you sure it looks right?<br />
I love what you wear<br />
Isn&#8217;t it too tight?<br />
You&#8217;re exceptional<br />
I can&#8217;t wait for the rest of my life</p>
<p>This is it, oh I finally found someone<br />
Someone to share my life<br />
I finally found the one<br />
To be with every night<br />
&#8216;Cause whatever I do<br />
It&#8217;s just got to be you<br />
My life has just begun<br />
I finally found someone<br />
And whatever I do<br />
It&#8217;s just got to be you<br />
My life has just begun<br />
I finally found someone</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Ps: My life has just begun, just like the above lyric…</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span> </span>Thanks a lot for your support…</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span> </span>I just know earlier that love so hurting…</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span> </span>But when I met you… my life turned full of colors…</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span> </span>I forget what falling love feels like…</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span> </span>But when I met you… I can feel the feeling again…</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span> </span>You teach me how to loving, to be loving, care and giving…</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span> </span>But without any worries, only trust that we will be there for each other…</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span> </span>Yeah, love is not demanding, isn’t it?</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span> </span>Feels so warm inside my heart when you are by my side…</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span> </span>Just like little candle light in the cold night…</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span> </span>Thanks God… I finally found The One…</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">I tought I will never falling in love again&#8230;</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Love is beautiful&#8230;</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">and my Life is even more beautiful from now on&#8230; (^-^)</p>
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		<title>Watta Day! shooot!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 10:59:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[dimulai dengan janjian keluar bareng temen2 pas malam minggu ceria, pulang cepet, hari agak mendung tapi kaga ujan, pas banget dha buat jalan-jalan sore&#8230; Janjian di pertokoan Udayana, perjalanan fun fearless female (pas banget untuk kita bertiga ha ha) dimulai&#8230; start from ubek2 toko tas dan butik, panggilan alam di perut kita (kriyuuukkk&#8230;) memaksa kita [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kuldsak.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5725399&amp;post=38&amp;subd=kuldsak&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>dimulai dengan janjian keluar bareng temen2 pas malam minggu ceria, pulang cepet, hari agak mendung tapi kaga ujan, pas banget dha buat jalan-jalan sore&#8230;</p>
<p>Janjian di pertokoan Udayana, perjalanan fun fearless female (pas banget untuk kita bertiga ha ha) dimulai&#8230; start from ubek2 toko tas dan butik, panggilan alam di perut kita (kriyuuukkk&#8230;) memaksa kita untuk cari makan di Tiara. Awalnya semua berjalan lancar, only having fun, ketawa ketiwi, ha ha hihi, dari becanda sampe bicarain mimpi masa depan&#8230;</p>
<p>nah, abis kite2 makan makan ampe tuh perut flat gw jd berisi (hihihi), gimana gak, gw makan gado2 plus tuh celup celup yang menggiurkan, ada somay celup, bakso celup, udang celup dst (wiiihh air liur gw ampe netes2 bayanginnya, saosnya itu lo! uenaaakkk!!) trus kita lanjut journey kita ke Matahari, nah mulailah petaka itu terjadi..</p>
<p>mulanya kita bertiga jalan ngumpul gitu, nah pas kita sampe di tempat sepatu2, mata kita langsung tergoda sama sendal2 yang lucu lucu&#8230; so, mencarlah kita, cari n coba sandal sendiri2&#8230; pas saat itu ada 2 ibu-ibu gendut2 di sebelah gw, lumayan mepet, kan sempit gitu&#8230; gw sih kaga curiga, tetep aja nyobain sepatu&#8230; ga ada berfikiran negatif sama sekali&#8230;</p>
<p>pas udah capek, kita bertiga duduk2 manis di sofa sambil ngobrolin sandal yg ditaksir, pas itu gw mo ngambil hp, mo ngecek apa ada yang nelp ga? (gr) Dan saat itu juga ak langsung lemes, sekujur badan hhhh why?!?! hape ma ipod kesayangan gw raib!!!! mo marah, marah ma sapa? temen gw coba nelp hape gw, ya jelas aja kaga aktif, maling bodoh kali yang ga matiin hape gw abis nyolong&#8230;.</p>
<p>tapi untuk pertama kalinya dalam hidup gw, gw merasa ringan, ga ada beban, cuma sayang aja kehilangan semua nomor temen gw, semua foto gw, semua kenangan gw, ribuan lagu2, foto2, video2 di Ipod 30GB kesayangan gw&#8230; hhhhh waktu gw tau gw kecopetan, gw malah lebih tenang dari kedua temen gw, mereka panik, sibuk coba telp hape gw n maksa gw lapor ke security&#8230; tapi gw bilang, udahlah, dah nasib gw kali kehilanga yang paling gw sayang, ya cowok lah, ya ipod n hape lah&#8230; mungkin dengan gw iklasin itu, gw bakal ngerasa hidup gw jauh lebih tenang dan jauh lebih bermakna&#8230;</p>
<p>Gw sial kali hari itu, but its not that bad right!! Cuman kehilangan hape ma ipod aja koq! (mungkin itu yang bakal gw denger dari mantan gw kalo dia tau ha ha ha) but i will keep this secret, i don&#8217;t want him to now any update from me, even my new number, yeah try to let him to be happy with his choice. watta day!!!</p>
<p>ak harus bisa belajar dari kesalahan, ga mau menyalahkan orang lain lagi, toh masih ada Tuhan yang lebih berhak untuk menghukum mereka yang salah&#8230; untuk apa dipikirin tull ga?!? percaya banget dah gw ma hukum karma&#8230;</p>
<p>Let it go&#8230;</p>
<p>Let it be&#8230;</p>
<p>Let your life happier&#8230;</p>
<p>Love your life friends!</p>
<p>Love your dreams! and fullfill it with your passion!</p>
<p>xoxo</p>
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		<title>Realize&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kuldsak.wordpress.com/2008/12/26/realize/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Dec 2008 05:37:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Take time to realize, That your warmth is. Crashing down on in. Take time to realize, That I am on your side Didn&#8217;t I, Didn&#8217;t I tell you. But I can&#8217;t spell it out for you, No it&#8217;s never gonna be that simple No I cant spell it out for you If you just realize [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kuldsak.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5725399&amp;post=35&amp;subd=kuldsak&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Take time to realize,<br />
That your warmth is. Crashing down on in.<br />
Take time to realize,<br />
That I am on your side<br />
Didn&#8217;t I, Didn&#8217;t I tell you.</p>
<p>But I can&#8217;t spell it out for you,<br />
No it&#8217;s never gonna be that simple<br />
No I cant spell it out for you</p>
<p>If you just realize what I just realized,<br />
Then we&#8217;d be perfect for each other<br />
And will never find another<br />
Just realized what I just realized<br />
We&#8217;d never have to wonder if<br />
We missed out on each other now.</p>
<p>Take time to realize<br />
Oh-oh I&#8217;m on your side<br />
Didn&#8217;t I, didn&#8217;t I tell you.<br />
Take time to realize<br />
This all can pass you by.. Didn&#8217;t I tell you</p>
<p>But I can&#8217;t spell it out for you,<br />
No its never gonna be that simple<br />
No I can&#8217;t spell it out for you.</p>
<p>If you just realized what I just realized<br />
Then we&#8217;d be perfect for each other<br />
Then we&#8217;d never find another<br />
Just realized what I just realized<br />
We&#8217;d never have to wonder if<br />
We missed out on each other now.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s not always the same<br />
No it&#8217;s never the same<br />
If you don&#8217;t feel it to.<br />
If you meet me half way<br />
If you would meet me half way.<br />
It could be the same for you.</p>
<p>If you just realized what I just realized<br />
Then we&#8217;d be perfect for each other<br />
Then we&#8217;d never find another<br />
Just realized what I just realized<br />
We&#8217;d never have to wonder if<br />
We missed out on each other now.</p>
<p>OoOoOOo</p>
<p><strong>Missed out on each other now<br />
Missed out on each other now </strong></p>
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		<title>When a GIRL&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kuldsak.wordpress.com/2008/12/24/when-a-girl/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 05:20:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When a GIRL is quiet … millions of things are running in her mind. When a GIRL is not arguing … she is thinking deeply. When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions … she is wondering how long you will be around. When a GIRL answers ” I’m fine ” after [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kuldsak.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5725399&amp;post=32&amp;subd=kuldsak&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When a GIRL is quiet … millions of things are running in her mind.</p>
<p>When a GIRL is not arguing … she is thinking deeply.</p>
<p>When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions … she is wondering how long you will be around.</p>
<p>When a GIRL answers ” I’m fine ” after a few seconds … she is not at all fine.</p>
<p>When a GIRL stares at you … she is wondering why you are lying.</p>
<p>When a GIRL lays on your chest … she is wishing for you to be hers forever.</p>
<p>When a GIRL wants to see you everyday… she wants to be pampered. When a GIRL says ” I love you ” … she means it.</p>
<p>When a GIRL says ” I miss you ” … no one in this world can miss you more than that.</p>
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		<title>Kepada para Perempuan yang Cantik&#8230;..</title>
		<link>http://kuldsak.wordpress.com/2008/12/09/kepada-para-perempuan-yang-cantik/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 07:30:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seorang anak laki-laki kecil bertanya kepada ibunya &#8216;Mengapa engkau menangis?&#8217; &#8216;Karena aku seorang perempuan&#8217;, kata sang ibu kepadanya. &#8216;Aku tidak mengerti&#8217;, kata anak itu. Ibunya hanya memeluknya dan berkata, &#8216;Dan kau tak akan pernah mengerti&#8217; Kemudian anak laki-laki itu bertanya kepada ayahnya, &#8216;Mengapa ibu suka menangis tanpa alasan?&#8217; &#8216;Semua perempuan menangis tanpa alasan&#8217;, hanya itu [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kuldsak.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5725399&amp;post=26&amp;subd=kuldsak&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:small;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Verdana;">Seorang anak laki-laki kecil bertanya kepada ibunya &#8216;Mengapa  engkau menangis?&#8217;</p>
<p>&#8216;Karena aku seorang perempuan&#8217;, kata sang ibu  kepadanya.</p>
<p>&#8216;Aku tidak mengerti&#8217;, kata anak itu.</p>
<p>Ibunya hanya  memeluknya dan berkata, &#8216;Dan kau tak akan pernah mengerti&#8217;</p>
<p>Kemudian anak  laki-laki itu bertanya kepada ayahnya, &#8216;Mengapa ibu suka menangis  tanpa<br />
alasan?&#8217;</p>
<p>&#8216;Semua perempuan menangis tanpa alasan&#8217;, hanya itu yang  dapat dikatakan oleh ayahnya.</p>
<p>Anak laki-laki kecil itu pun lalu tumbuh  menjadi seorang laki-laki dewasa, tetap ingin tahu mengapa perempuan  menangis.</p>
<p>Akhirnya ia menghubungi Tuhan, dan ia bertanya, &#8216;Tuhan, mengapa perempuan begitu mudah menangis?&#8217;</p>
<p>Tuhan berkata:</p>
<p>&#8216;Ketika Aku  menciptakan seorang perempuan,<br />
ia diharuskan untuk menjadi seorang yang  istimewa.<br />
Aku membuat bahunya cukup kuat untuk menopang dunia;<br />
namun,  harus cukup lembut untuk memberikan kenyamanan &#8216;<br />
&#8216;Aku memberikannya kekuatan  dari dalam<br />
untuk mampu melahirkan anak dan<br />
menerima penolakan yang  seringkali datang dari anak-anaknya &#8216;<br />
&#8216;Aku memberinya kekerasan<br />
untuk  membuatnya tetap tegar<br />
ketika orang-orang lain menyerah,<br />
dan mengasuh  keluarganya<br />
dengan penderitaan dan kelelahan tanpa mengeluh &#8216;</p>
<p>&#8216;Aku  memberinya kepekaan<br />
untuk mencintai anak-anaknya dalam setiap  keadaan,<br />
bahkan ketika anaknya bersikap sangat menyakiti hatinya  &#8216;</p>
<p>&#8216;Aku memberinya kekuatan<br />
untuk mendukung suaminya dalam  kegagalannya<br />
dan melengkapi dengan tulang rusuk suaminya<br />
untuk melindungi  hatinya &#8216;<br />
&#8216;Aku memberinya kebijaksanaan<br />
untuk mengetahui bahwa seorang  suami yang baik<br />
takkan pernah menyakiti isterinya,<br />
tetapi kadang menguji  kekuatannya dan ketetapan hatinya<br />
untuk berada disisi suaminya tanpa ragu  &#8216;<br />
&#8216;Dan akhirnya,<br />
Aku memberinya air mata untuk diteteskan.<br />
Ini adalah  khusus miliknya<br />
untuk digunakan kapan pun ia butuhkan.&#8217;</p>
<p>&#8216;Kau  tahu:</p>
<p>Kecantikan seorang perempuan<br />
bukanlah dari pakaian yang  dikenakannya,<br />
sosok yang ia tampilkan,<br />
atau bagaimana ia menyisir  rambutnya.&#8217;<br />
&#8216;Kecantikan seorang perempuan<br />
harus dilihat dari  matanya,<br />
karena itulah pintu hatinya -<br />
tempat dimana cinta itu  ada.&#8217;</p>
<p>Kepada setiap perempuan cantik<br />
untuk memperingati Bulan Sejarah  Wanita.<br />
Jika Anda lakukan,<br />
sesuatu yang baik akan terjadi.<br />
Anda akan  menambah harga diri perempuan!<br />
Karena setiap<br />
Perempuan itu Cantik.</p>
<p>Kepada para pria agar senantiasa dapat menghormati perempuan,<br />
siapapun  mereka ibu,istri,kekasih, kakak,adik<br />
dan bahkan perempuan yg tidak ia  kenal<br />
yg kebetulan berada didekatnya..</span></span></p>
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		<title>PNS?!?!? Why?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Dec 2008 09:22:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[kemarin, serentak di seluruh kabupaten di Bali ada perekrutan untuk calon pegawai negeri sipil&#8230;wuiihhh yang ngelamar bejibun alias ribuannn jumlahnya dan itupun termasuk aku, adikku, sepupu2ku sampe bibiku ikutannn&#8230;.. sampe2 bayangkan aja, stadion GOR Ngurah Rai dipakai tempat tes!! Gila!! Kenapa orang berlomba2 ingin jadi PNS? yah, alasan klasik terus terdengar&#8230; bukan karena ingin mengabdikan [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kuldsak.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5725399&amp;post=23&amp;subd=kuldsak&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>kemarin, serentak di seluruh kabupaten di Bali ada perekrutan untuk calon pegawai negeri sipil&#8230;wuiihhh yang ngelamar bejibun alias ribuannn jumlahnya dan itupun termasuk aku, adikku, sepupu2ku sampe bibiku ikutannn&#8230;.. sampe2 bayangkan aja, stadion GOR Ngurah Rai dipakai tempat tes!!</p>
<p>Gila!!</p>
<p>Kenapa orang berlomba2 ingin jadi PNS?</p>
<p>yah, alasan klasik terus terdengar&#8230; bukan karena ingin mengabdikan diri kepada bangsa dan negara (weleh weleh) tapi lebih karena menginginkan hidup santaii, lebih gampang untuk izin ini itu, susah untuk dipecat (bayangin aja, yg jelas2 sudah jadi terdakwa korupsi aja kaga dipecat2 he he he cape dech!!), cari gaji yang lumayan, bisa pulang cepet, sabtu minggu libur, hari raya libur, tanggal merah libur dll dll dll&#8230;.</p>
<p>kalau aku sih jujur aja tergoda juga ama iming2 diatas, ga munafik sich&#8230; yahh seperti apa yang Ibuku bilang sih ada benarnya juga..</p>
<p>Ibuku bilang : &#8220;Kamu kan nantinya bakalan jadi seorang istri (wuiihh bakal jadi istrinya sapa yach?!?!) dan sekaligus ibu rumah tangga, Ibu saranin sih kamu nyoba ngelamar jadi pegawai negeri. Nanti bisa urus rumah tangga dengan baik, bisa ngurus suami (he he he) dan bisa bermasyarakat (tau sendiri kan orang Bali gethoo&#8230;) karena banyak punya waktu luang&#8221;.  Hufff&#8230; bayangin banyak punya waktu luang sih enak, tapi bayangin bakalan ngapain aja ak cm bisa ngelus dada aja&#8230; duuhh nasib.. nasib.. jadi cewe Bali&#8230; berat banget sih emang, tapi harus dijalanin sih mau ga mau&#8230;. makanya mamiku kasian ma aku, makanya disuruh jadi pns, abisnya sekarang ni gw kerja gila2an, pagi ampe malem terus terusan tiap hari&#8230; ntr kalo gw punya suami, ntr malah diurus ma orang lain lagi&#8230; duuuuhhh jangan lagi dehhh!! jadi inget ma lagu dangdut yg bilang gini &#8220;cukup sekali kumerasakann&#8230;aann.. kegagalan cintaaa&#8230;.&#8221; (hua hu ha he hua haaa haa hi haa)</p>
<p>Memang sih kalo jadi PNS gw pikir byk untungnya juga sih, jadi ada byk waktu untuk jalanin rencana2 untuk cita2 n mimpi2 gw yg selama ini cm ada di awang2 doang. kaya bisa kuliah lagi (lagi pengen banget lanjutin kuliah S2 niihh cieee), bisa wujudin cita2ku utk buka usaha sendiri (duuuhhh kapan yaachhh??), married n punya keluarga kecil bahagia sejahtera (my dream&#8230;)</p>
<p>Orang-orang bisa aja bilang &#8220;ngapain cari PNS, lu kan dah bagus karirnya di hotel? kuno ah!&#8221; emang kuno sih, tp ga da salahnya mencoba, sapa tau kan?? Mungkin aja hadiah ultahku nanti lulus PNS (ngareppp!!) abisnya taun ini udah ga ada kado spesial lagi pas ultahku&#8230; hiks hiks hiks&#8230;</p>
<p>God has secret for our life&#8230;</p>
<p>God knows&#8230;</p>
<p>the wheel will keeps on rolling&#8230;</p>
<p>what goes around will comes around&#8230;</p>
<p>I BELIEVE&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Tersenyumlah</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 06:22:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mengapa kau bersedih Saat cinta pergi Biarlah saja, bila semua harus terjadi   Hidup bukan sampai disini Waktu terus berjalan Yakinlah ada bahagia Yang akan kau rasa dalam hidupmu   #Dan tersenyumlah sayang Lepas semua pedih di hati Karena cinta masih ada Dan slalu ada Oh percayalah   Kadang cinta tak berhati Sering menyakiti Tapi [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kuldsak.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5725399&amp;post=11&amp;subd=kuldsak&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<pre><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:&quot;">Mengapa kau bersedih</span>
<span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:&quot;">Saat cinta pergi</span>
<span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:&quot;">Biarlah saja, bila semua harus terjadi</span>
<span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:&quot;"> </span>
<span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:&quot;">Hidup bukan sampai disini</span>
<span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:&quot;">Waktu terus berjalan</span>
<span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:&quot;">Yakinlah ada bahagia</span>
<span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:&quot;">Yang akan kau rasa dalam hidupmu</span>
<span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:&quot;"> </span>
<span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:&quot;">#Dan tersenyumlah sayang</span>
<span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:&quot;">Lepas semua pedih di hati</span>
<span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:&quot;">Karena cinta masih ada</span>
<span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:&quot;">Dan slalu ada</span>
<span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:&quot;">Oh percayalah</span>
<span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:&quot;"> </span>
<span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:&quot;">Kadang cinta tak berhati</span>
<span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:&quot;">Sering menyakiti</span>
<span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:&quot;">Tapi cinta yang sejati</span>
<span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:&quot;">Meski tlah pergi</span>
<span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:&quot;">Kan</span><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:&quot;"> datang lagi</span>
<span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:&quot;"> </span>
<span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:&quot;">#</span>
<span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:&quot;">Jangan kau tutup hatimu</span>
<span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:&quot;">Raihlah bahagia hidupmu</span>
<span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:&quot;">Karna cinta pasti ada</span>
<span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:&quot;">Dan slalu ada</span>
<span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:&quot;">Oh percayalah</span>

<span style="font-family:Arial;">-------------------------</span>---------------------

<span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;">last night…</span>
<span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;">when I was lying down in my bed, while trying to sleep, I listened to the radio
 and heard this song for the very first time...</span>
<span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;">The lyrics really gets me...</span>
<span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;">Made me smiling while the tears down from my eyes...</span>
<span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;">Be strong girl! <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>life start at 27?!?!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello friends&#8230; Firstly wanna introduce myself, newly girl on the blog world. yeah, my name is dsak&#8230; full time dreamer, fun fearless world traveler, with really complicated love life just now&#8230;but no regret, really!! just sometimes I can&#8217;t control my tears, when I really miss some one, when I really want to call our nick [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kuldsak.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5725399&amp;post=3&amp;subd=kuldsak&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p>Hello friends&#8230;</p>
<p>Firstly wanna introduce myself, newly girl on the blog world.</p>
<p>yeah, my name is dsak&#8230;</p>
<p>full time dreamer, fun fearless world traveler, with really complicated love life just now&#8230;but no regret, really!! just sometimes I can&#8217;t control my tears, when I really miss some one, when I really want to call our nick name again&#8230; gosh!! but I&#8217;m okay though!</p>
<p>I know a little bit about blog from &#8216;haniku&#8217;. long time ago, I usually sit beside him when he making his own blog or website&#8230; I love to wacth him doing that, altough I don&#8217;t now much <img src='http://s2.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Now, as the time passing by so fast, everything changed altough you don&#8217;t want it to, but it must be happen! I feel this last one year, my life like go back so fast, like dejavu, until the found my self on the zero point again&#8230; form the starting point again&#8230; it so harsh and humiliating to feel you already doing so much and planned so much, but all break into pieces, and you must put it together all over again, just like a huge puzzle with a thousands of pieces. How you will feel when you already made half of it and somebody just break it with no feeling??? Angry, sad, frustated, all of it together!!</p>
<p>But, I also learnt alot from that, become more patient, more wise&#8230; yeah, less in 1 month I&#8217;ll become 27&#8230; people said that in this kind of age, you will achieve the best productivity ever&#8230; but when you must start all over again, will it be the same again??</p>
<p>I believe, next year will become more promising for me, there will be alot happy things will happen to me! with my friends and family, I will be lonely no more! feel the hip in the air!! I believe in my dream!!</p>
<p>Love and life!</p>
<p>my blog start today&#8230;</p>
<p>my life start at 27, all over again&#8230;</p>
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